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JOKE OF THE DAY: Teen’s hilarious meltdown

Posted on March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 By hondaredbull No Comments on JOKE OF THE DAY: Teen’s hilarious meltdown

The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It’s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend’s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason – something this hilarious story goes to show!

I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!

The dad tells what happened:

“‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,’ my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. ‘Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.

After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don’t forget to write me out of your will—leave my share to my brother.’

She didn’t quite say it like that, though. She actually said… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”

BONUS STORY

One night after a fun and enjoyable date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:

“Honey, would you give me a blow job?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents will see us!”

Risky business

“Oh come on! It’s the middle of the night! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”

“But can you imagine if we get caught?!?”

“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

“No way. It’s just too risky!”

“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”

“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”

“It would mean the world to me. Please?”

“No, no. I just can’t!”

“I’m begging you…”

Suddenly, the hallway light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. She says in a sleepy voice:

“Dad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”

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